Moldy 70s
Being first is everything. Bolus gets linked to from everywhere for posting videos of cheesy 70s songs as "Hell's iPod." I've been enjoying this crap for years, unironically, having made two "Moldy 70s" CDs during the Napster years. Here is a video sampler of those fine collections of shamefully seductive pop songs. Let's start out watching some chicks beat the shit out of a cowbell and a tambourine while Gary Wright and crew show you how phallic a keyboard can be:
"Geek the light fantastic!", says Mrs. V.
1964? Well, I heard it in the 70s.
"She's gonna get you from behind!" Ow!
You can't beat "Convoy" for the cheeze factor!
"Sweet City Woman" has one of my favorite gag-inducing lines ever: "And she feeds me love and tenderness and macaroons." Gahhhhhhh!
And now for some runners-up:
