It's Essex Wonderland time again
How time flies, it has already been a year since I first posted 98 Rock's classic Twisted Tune and Maryland Christmas favorite "Walkin' in an Essex Wonderland." Now Sitemeter tells me everybody's looking for it, so with this entry I'll put it back on top of the stack. Celebrate the Christmas season with a song that pays tribute to everything that makes the Baltimore suburb of Essex special: beer-can Christmas ornaments, teen pregnancy, STDs, jail, bingo, heavy metal, drunkenness, and that wacky Baltimore accent ("Arn Maiden"). Gaze upon the glory of the Essex Taj Mahal, a.k.a. the Back River Wastewater Treatment Plant, while listening:
Merry Christmas, hon!